it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We are all done wearing pants today
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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