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I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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