you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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