Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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