I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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