she looked like the bat from fern gully.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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