sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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