Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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