OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
The power of my boobs compel you
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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