I got chris browned last night
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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