hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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