Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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