there's paper in my vomit.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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