I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize