dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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