This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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