Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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