Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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