google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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