omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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