I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
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Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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