Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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