I wish I could punch you in the face.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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