O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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