If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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