Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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