I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I deserve this hangover.
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I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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