i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
The air taste purple.
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