Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
4 words: hood of his car
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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