I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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