Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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