Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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