Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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