y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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