i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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