i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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