You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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