Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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