At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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