we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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