I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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