i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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