weddingsv make me drug and hornr
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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