quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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