i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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