Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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