its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize