Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
organizing the empties. That sober.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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