But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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