We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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